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    Shittens - Cause Poop Is Gross

    Your Price: $14.97
    With new Shittens, you can fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed.
    Item # 10295
    If there's one great universal truth that we can all agree on, it's this: No one wants poop on their hands.

    And yet, we laugh carelessly in the face of danger every time we take an old fashioned wet wipe to our hineys, flying completely blind in the critical poop-to-hand spatial relation.

    How many times have you taken one of those substandard wet wipes to the posterior of a child, risking major contamination from that flailing poop cloth? And how many times has your dog's "number two" been a little closer to a number one "and a half", requiring a deadly grab & pull maneuver with whatever's laying around? Enough is enough!

    With new Shittens, you can fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed.

    Shittens Is The Viral Hit Featured In The Media

    The ultimate gag gift that is actually usable! This funny product has been features on: The Howard Stern Show, Bill Maher Show, BuzzFeed, SiriusXM, Hot Gossip, News Magazine and more.

    All have given this a hilarious thumbs up!

    Celebrity Testimonials on Shittens

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    "I've found this year's stocking stuffers - Shittens!"

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    "Shittens! Everybody needs one!"

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    "When a demon scares the crap outta me, I grab a Shitten!"
    - ZAK BAGANS, Ghost Adventures

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    "Prepared for America's Got Talent tonight! Got my Shittens!"
    - Howie Mandel

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    "I'll never take anything in on pawn... except a SHITTEN"
    - BOBBY J, Hardcore Pawn

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    "I'll tell ya, it's a good product"
    - Howard Stern

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    "Try SHITTENS. Your ass will be whistling all day!"
    - JOHN BOLARIS, Emmy Award-Winning Meteorologist

    Click to read about our staff"To the inventor of Shittens... I have so many questions. I want to meet you... but I don't want to shake your hand."
    - Bill Maher

    How To Remove Without Getting Poop On Your Hand

    1. After using a Shitten, make a fist.
    2. With your other hand, grab the bottom edge of the Shitten on the BACK of your hand.
    3. Pull the used Shitten up and over, creating a "Shitten Ball" for easy, sanitary disposal.


    • You Get A Package of 10
    • Eliminates Poop On Your Hand
    • Great for Babies, Pets, Elderly, Caregivers, and You!
    • Non-Flushable
    • Great Gag Gift (that's actually usable!)
    • Eco-Friendly
    • Better Than Ordinary Wipes

    PLEASE NOTE: Due to the nature of this product it is non-returnable.
    Existing reviews
    Bought as gag gift
    It got lots of laughs but dont know if they really work.
    JAY | 12/28/2022 10:00 PM
    Great gag gift that is practical as well - the video says it all.
    BERNARD | 12/8/2022 10:00 PM
    Just Perfect
    I have no words but I love it. I bought 4 that I cant wait to give as gifts!
    CHRIS | 12/5/2022 10:00 PM
    Best Office Gift Ever!
    I thought this was hilarious and bought one to give as my white elephant gift in the office. The whole office is talking about this gift. We even pulled the video up on my phone and I wouldnt be surprised if you dont sell many to my work mates!
    CHRIS | 12/4/2022 10:00 PM

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