And yet, we laugh carelessly in the face of danger every time we take an old fashioned wet wipe to our hineys, flying completely blind in the critical poop-to-hand spatial relation.
How many times have you taken one of those substandard wet wipes to the posterior of a child, risking major contamination from that flailing poop cloth? And how many times has your dog's "number two" been a little closer to a number one "and a half", requiring a deadly grab & pull maneuver with whatever's laying around? Enough is enough!
With new Shittens, you can fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed.
Shittens Is The Viral Hit Featured In The Media
The ultimate gag gift that is actually usable! This funny product has been features on: The Howard Stern Show, Bill Maher Show, BuzzFeed, SiriusXM, Hot Gossip, News Magazine and more.
All have given this a hilarious thumbs up!
Celebrity Testimonials on Shittens
"I've found this year's stocking stuffers - Shittens!"
- JENNY MCCARTHY
"Shittens! Everybody needs one!"
- MARK CUBAN
"When a demon scares the crap outta me, I grab a Shitten!"
- ZAK BAGANS, Ghost Adventures
"Prepared for America's Got Talent tonight! Got my Shittens!"
- Howie Mandel
"I'll never take anything in on pawn... except a SHITTEN"
- BOBBY J, Hardcore Pawn
"I'll tell ya, it's a good product"
- Howard Stern
"Try SHITTENS. Your ass will be whistling all day!"
- JOHN BOLARIS, Emmy Award-Winning Meteorologist
"To the inventor of Shittens... I have so many questions. I want to meet you... but I don't want to shake your hand." - Bill Maher
How To Remove Without Getting Poop On Your Hand
1. After using a Shitten, make a fist.
2. With your other hand, grab the bottom edge of the Shitten on the BACK of your hand.
3. Pull the used Shitten up and over, creating a "Shitten Ball" for easy, sanitary disposal.
FEATURES and BENEFITS:
- You Get A Package of 10
- Eliminates Poop On Your Hand
- Great for Babies, Pets, Elderly, Caregivers, and You!
- Non-Flushable
- Great Gag Gift (that's actually usable!)
- Eco-Friendly
- Better Than Ordinary Wipes
PLEASE NOTE: Due to the nature of this product it is non-returnable.
Bought as gag gift
Shittens
